Unofficial Parody Site
✨ Dirk Densten’s Illusions Emporium ✨
Canada’s Most Colorful Local Magician — Est. 1978
For 40+ years, Dirk has appeared on local TV, school assemblies, and community stages across Canada. Saturday Night Live once parodied his look — but Dirk is the real, enduring original.
Colors may vary slightly on the astral plane
Dirk Densten Signature Unicorn Raglan
- Soft cotton/poly blend with pink-and-purple raglan sleeves
- Rainbow unicorn graphic — iconic and nostalgic
- Unisex sizes S–XXL, machine washable
- Ideal for school shows, malls, county fairs, or cruise lounges
$77.77 (use code MAGIC7777 at checkout → $36.00)
What You’ll Love
Nostalgic TV‑era vibes. Durable print. Soft feel. And a unicorn that quietly judges reality itself. MAGIC!
✨ Colors may vary slightly on the astral plane ✨
As Seen On
✨ It's A Match - SNL ✨
The Master of Illusion Dirk Densten Through The Years
scanned VHS stills, old posters, press photos, and snapshots from Dirk’s decades of performances
